英文幽默哲理小故事：

父子二人经过五星级饭店门口，看到一辆特别豪华的进口轿车。

儿子不屑地对他的父亲说：「坐这种车的人，肚子里一定没有学问！」

父亲则轻描淡写地回答：说这种话的人，口袋里一定没有钱

（注：你对事务的看法，是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度）

After his father five-star hotel door and saw a very luxury imported cars.

Son of disdain for his father, said: The people who take such a vehicle, necessarily Moyouxuewen stomach!

Father answered lightly: say such things, certainly no money pocket

(Note: Your view of things, is not it also reflects the real attitude of your heart)

Let me take it down

An elephant said to a mouse ,no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen .

Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down .the mouse said .I will tell a flea what I know.

为我所用

一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的物品。”

“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning

Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow.

老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到

汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着学校—-慢行.

（只为成功找技巧，不为失败找理由）